| Don't worry, you won't turn into a Slipperman if you get too near to me and I bite really not often and if only with a McGreggorish warning. I am the Tamed Lamia and the drooler in office. Here will be the place for adoring, salivating and adulating and I hope it will read at least enjoying. Unfortunately the past showed that I have sometimes the urge to bitch and complain and because of this the note goes that I bite not often but it might happen... Well, Guy Garvey is not the only one that makes me hot. There are a few bunch of men make me salivate if I see them. This place is of course mostly for Mr. Garvey but if there is something happening there will be the ones of Fred Coury, John Paul Jones, Juan Croucier, Johnny Depp, Rodolpho Valentino (RIP *sniff*) Robbin Crosby (RIP *SOB*), Steve Howe (*blush* at least "Bodast" at the official Genesis-Forum understands me in that point)...and Gabriel and Gilmour were noted from the reception-Lady before Especially the men's world and younger readers might be irritated if my feelings go through with myself, so I will put a warning sign on my more weird written (and painted) stuff (the picture of above noted McGreggor, I suppose someone who let's himself be filmed inside a casket can't be too easy to be shocked, so I choose this one and since I chatted with Guy Backstage in Hamburg I am even more sure!) and maybe there will be an age-rating. I am not sure how far I can go without beeing too wild for youngsters so some places are still only planned. I am childish but not a child *being unsure* And if I think that in some countries people under 18 are even not allowed to see Elbow live because of age restrictions in clubs then I think that only grown ups will surf by. But on the other hand, the Kids record being planned by Elbow....? Well, let's see... |
| An introduction |
| And now a little guide for this page. Links to other Garveyised folks you'll find behind the dormer window My verbal salivating you'll find if you click on me in the bathtub My fave pictures you can find behind the picture of Guy floated in orange light. I will try my best finding the source and the photographers of the pictures but if you don't want to have the picture on my page please feel free to send a friendly mail to the bumbilambi, you can find his mail in his room at the telephone or in the Foyer the mail box. For the links not being from the Fugitive Motel I am not responsible so if a nice pic of Garve turns into a tit showing pussy it's not my fault. I hope it won't happen. (but you never know, I remember too well when a nasty hacker stole the site of the good-old-Solsburians (a cool Gabriel-Fansite) for his obscene stuff. I hope this one will get a nasty clap or a Misseur without bucket!!!! (ok, enuff uff that stuff) The picture where you see Elbow going crazy in a bus is the link for the cartons that are a bit too crazy for the library. They should be as far as I think be "G-Rated" The link behind the animation of Guy with huge eyes is the place where you find the real weird cartoons and only suitable for folks who share the same weird humor with me. If you find Monty Python´s "Meaning of Life" scene with "Monsieur" funny you might like my cartoons because they are scatological. (but always taken from reality! That's the weird thing! And the reason I put this stuff online! If Garve tells that open hearted what he've been through...) But I don't want to ham it up so you won't find too much behind this link. Though there are a few ideas rumbling around in my head but the story of "Perry Mason" you won't find here though I read about it in a not rated area! |